Salford City 0 - 4 Mossley

No matter how much despondency and despair we've had over the years at Seel Park occasionally, and I do mean occasionally, you do get the very brief thought that God (should he/she exist) might just be just a teensy-weensy bit of a Lilywhites fan.

Take this game for instance. While the rest of the country was battening down the hatches and declaring shock at the arrival of such un-British weather like, er..., heavy rain, Mossley fans were basking not only under the warm sunshine in Salford but the glow of watching the side they support expertly dismantle one of their league opponents.

Mossley's last visit to Moor Lane ended with them leaving with three points and four goal margin of victory. Five years later, sameo sameo.


In a strange way the final result is one that both sides will be happy with but for completely different reasons. Mossley because its three points and four goals that takes them joint top of the Unibond First Division North and Salford because it was only four goals.

The game however may have had an altogether different complexion had Mark Dwyer's sixteenth minute shot (City's one real effort of note) bounced over the goal line and not along it after cannoning off the post. It was a moment of good fortune for Mossley but nothing compared to some of the luck Salford were enjoying at the opposite end of the Moor Lane pitch.

Not only had the visitors had a seventh minute Danny Dignan effort narrowly ruled out for offside, Salford also survived two extremely good claims for a penalty. The first coming after Dignan was floored by a challenge from behind by Tudor as he broke into the box and a second when a Lee Blackshaw free-kick was diverted over the cross bar by a raised arm in the Salford defensive wall. Add to that City defender Bellamy escaping without even a talking to, let alone a card being shown, after pulling Michael Fish back as he pulled clear of the back line it gives you some idea of the charmed life the home side were leading.

That said the City defence were, in the main, doing some sterling work in trying to repel the flood of white shirts charging towards their goal, particularly as they were receiving little in the way of assistance from what could charitably be described as 'the Salford midfield'. But with Mossley showing a significantly greater degree of invention and pace as the game wore on it looked more and more like a cause that the home side were going to lose sooner rather than later.

And so it proved in the thirtieth minute when the Lilywhites finally took the lead. A free-kick awarded 25 yards out for a block on Ryan Cook was converted by Michael Fish. The Mossley number nine stroking the ball almost effortlessly past both the Salford wall and a goalkeeper who remained rooted to the spot.


The second goal followed a host of missed opportunities by the visitors and like the first was scored from distance. This time though it came through some good football in open play by debut maker Cook and finished by the right boot of Danny Dignan.

A lengthy half-time interval failed to knock Mossley out of their stride and within seconds of the restart City's defence was once more under siege. Chances were again coming thick and fast but it wasn't until just before the hour point in the game that Mossley finally killed off any lingering doubt, if indeed there was any at this stage, as to where the three points would be heading.

For the second time in the match it was Fish who found the back of the net, directing Nick Boshell's perfectly weighted ball from the right wing past Salford keeper Martin Campbell from close range. Eight minutes later Mossley's leading scorer completed a deserved hat-trick by placing another right wing cross beyond the reach of Campbell; Dignan supplying the assist this time around.

The remainder of the match saw Mossley pour forward in ever growing numbers past an increasingly bedraggled Salford defence and create enough chances that, if converted, would have taken their tally closer to double figures . A mix of good goalkeeping, a lack of composure, over elaboration and the assistant referees flag though ensured that the scoreline, if only from a Salford perspective, remained reasonably respectable.

After a couple of seasons where Mossley have been the wrong side in one sided games, it's nice to make another team and their supporters suffer.

I say one sided but according to the report in the Non-League Paper I, and most other people in the ground, were watching a different game. The official Salford perspective seems to be that the first half was apparently a very even affair with Mossley only taking the lead through a dubious free-kick. I appreciate that they're hardly likely to come out and say “we rode our luck a bit” but it's one thing to bend the truth, another to contort it into a series of knots.

If there's one criticism about Mossley's performance, it's that the winning margin should have been lot more than more than four. We could have easily handed Salford's backsides to them on a large plate with a side salad but we didn't. However, moaning about not doing so would be like being given a million pounds in cash and then complaining that you were being charged ten pounds for the bag it came in – both churlish and missing the bigger picture.

Over the course of the season Mossley will face far more sterner opponents than Salford but as the adage goes, you can only beat what is put in front of you and the Lilywhites did it convincingly and with some style. From back, to middle, to front this was a consummate performance from the men in white and hopefully not the last we'll see from them before the season finishes. Overall it wasn't a bad way to prepare for the series of tougher games coming up over the next month or so.

Finally, perhaps believing God to be a Mossley supporter is just a bit too over the top. For one thing, if it did turn out to be true it would likely be an end to all Judeo-Christian belief systems as it would prove that the supreme being isn't as infallible as they'd like to make out.

Besides, the ultimate argument for him/her not being one can be summed up in two words: Terry and Curran. Thereby not only proving that (s)he is not a Mossley supporter but that (s)he isn't even particularly merciful either.

So here we are at the bit you've skipped the match report to see: the highlights. It's a lengthy series of clips this week so whack the sound right up (and I do mean right up), sit back, relax and immerse yourself in the audio/visual experience that is a slightly low resolution recap of Mossley's game at Moor Lane:


I would suggest though following this link and clicking on the 'view in higher quality option' (which will hopefully be on very soon)below the video window for a much less blurry time.

City Breaks

Five years. That’s how long its been since we last made the relatively short trip anti-clockwise around the M60 to Salford City’s Moor Lane ground.

Not that the passage of time is noticeable when you get there. As David Byrne would put it, “Same as it ever was.”

While it has been half a decade since we played them in a league competition home or away, we have faced them a tad more recently. The Ammies were our opponents at Seel Park in the first round of the Manchester Premier Cup two years ago when both sides produced a match of such mind numbing mediocrity that self-harm looked a much more enjoyable way of passing the time.

The one bright spot in the match was the only goal of the game scored by Peter Wright in the final minutes. Not because it won us the game or was a breathtaking strike but because it prevented an extra thirty minutes having to be suffered by those in attendance.

Lining up against us should be one of the two Brackenridges (possibly Steve) who briefly turned out for us at the back end of our “Back to the Unibond First Division” tour in 2007. Also in the City squad will be ‘bull in search of a china shop’ Barry Massey who, as a consequence of our many years in the NWCL, will be no stranger to Mossley supporters.

Of course that all depends on the weather. Having spent most of the afternoon walking through a seemingly continuous wall of heavy rain, just a mile or so away from the ground, there must be some doubt as to whether the game will go ahead or not. So check before you set off to see if the game is taking place. And that's as close to a public service announcement as Mossley80 will get.

At least it will be until I can talk Alvin Stardust into warning children thinking of watching FC Bury that they're out of their tiny minds.

Mossley 2 - 1 Styal

Apart from the fine weather, the prize money and the attendance, this friendly against Cheshire League side Styal was just like the Ramsbottom United game at the weekend: the visitors on top in the first half while Mossley dominated the second.

Played out in front of a crowd that barely outnumbered the total number of people on the pitch, this wasn't a bad match. In fact it was a very good one.

For some of us it was a night on the tiles. So to speak. Due to the tremendous amount of rain falling on Seel Park, the majority of the few who attended the game chose to avail themselves to the nearly completed terracing beneath the Bus Shelter and mightily impressed they were too. At least as impressed as you can be when it comes to some concrete flagging

The Lilywhites line-up in the first half was a mixture of players on their way back from injury, those on fringes of the first team and a smattering of trialists. Also featuring in a white shirt for the first time since last April was the familiar face of Danny Ryan, although in the unfamiliar role of centre half.

The opening forty five minutes saw Styal take full advantage of a Mossley side that were looking like what they were - a team that had never played together before. Putting Mossley's inexperience forward as an excuse for Styal's first half dominance though would be doing the visitors a huge disservice. They played some really good passing football and frankly deserved to be more than one goal ahead at the break.

After a very brief interval the home team took on a more familiar look for the second period and they were barely out of the Styal half. Despite their dominance Mossley could only find the back of the net twice but it was enough to win the match. Danny Dignan pulled Mossley level and Michael Fish scored the winner as the heavy rain turned into a prolonged deluge.

Like I said in the second paragraph this was a very good match so it's a pity that there weren't more inside Seel Park to see it. You can however understand why so few people turned up. Five pounds to watch what was to all intents and purposes a practice match was always going to put off those other than the terminally bored from coming. Hopefully in future a more realistic pricing policy will be in effect if there are any similar games and the matches will get the audience they deserve.

Meaningless game or not though I still filmed it (can you film something on a digital camera?) and for your viewing pleasure, here are the goals, a small edit/transition I really like and some of the highlights. Just some because I didn't want to have to spend most of the day uploading it.

Mossley 3 - 1 Ramsbottom United

Well this is a refreshing novelty – reporting on a win in a cup match.

Prior to this meeting with Ramsbottom United it had been almost two years since Mossley had last won a game in any knock-out competition. And not wishing to run the risk of setting my pants on fire with untruths, I've got to say that at half-time in this FA Cup tie it seriously looked like a statistic that we would be carrying into our FA Trophy fixture against Stocksbridge in October.

Not only were the Lilywhites North West Counties League opponents one-up at the interval, they'd had enough opportunities, if taken, to have made the second half nothing more than a formality.

Both sides had cancelled one another out in the initial stages of the game but as Mossley started to labour against a well regimented defence, the visitors, mainly through the tireless running of the impressive Andrew Sensale, slowly began to poke holes in the home sides back line. Despite the numerous half-chances they created it was still something of a surprise when they took the lead through James Morley in the 29th minute.

It was a goal though that almost opened the proverbial floodgates. Mossley survived a very good claim for a penalty when United's Joshua Hill was felled in the area and Liam Higginbotham did well to push a goal bound effort from the same player onto the post and out of play. Mossley hearts were in mouths as well from the resultant corner when Dawson rose above Graham Kay to head the ball just over the crossbar.

There was a sense of relief around Seel Park when Mossley managed to reach half-time only one goal down but whatever was said in the Lilywhites dressing room had an obvious and immediate effect, transforming the fixture into one of those clichéd 'game of two halves'.

Within sixty seconds of the restart Mossley had done more to threaten United's goal than they had in the previous forty five minutes. Lee Blackshaw had been instrumental in fashioning these early chances and it was through his free-kick in the 50th minute that the home side levelled; the Mossley number eleven swinging the ball through a crowded penalty area and past a static Middlehurst between the Ramsbottom posts.

The goal that edged Mossley ahead arrived not long after and was the result of some neat football between Leon Henry and Danny Egan. The latter applying the finishing touch by smashing it beyond the reach of Middlehurst while half of the Ramsbottom defence stood appealing for an offside that was never ever going to be given.

Unlike the preceding forty five minutes Ramsbottom were getting no joy whatsoever from a side that emerged after the break looking far more organised than had previously been. The big difference between the two halves, at least to me anyway, was that we started to keep things relatively simple. Instead of trying to open up Rammy with some overly elaborate play, the passing became shorter and to feet and pulled the visitors out of their well drilled defensive formation as they attempted to retrieve possession. This gave us gaps to exploit which the midfield did with some surging runs that caused the visitors no end of problems.

Evidence of which is in the goal that sealed Mossley's place in the First Qualifying Round with twenty minutes of the game remaining. It came through Michael Fish chasing down what looked to all intents and purposes like a lost cause, harrying of the visitor's defence into making a series of mistakes which he himself was on hand to punish by rolling the Lilywhites third into an open net.

There were more opportunities for Mossley to put further distance between themselves and their opponents in the remainder of the match, but a heavier defeat would have been unfair on a Ramsbottom side who almost certainly left the field wondering what might have been had they taken their chances in the first half.

So in conclusion: a good performance (at least after the application of jump leads at half-time to get us going), nice weather, £1500 worth of prize money and another FA Cup match in a couple of weeks. Not a bad afternoon at all.

And if you think that the brevity of this report is another refreshing and delightfully welcome novelty then i) I'm deeply hurt and ii) you haven't factored in the four minutes it will take to the watch the highlights from this game. Enjoy it because one of these days I'm going to miss some of, if not all, the goals:


One more thing before I finish though.

Referee's and their assistants often get roundly criticised for their officiating of matches (much of it undeserved) but the man in the middle for this match and, particularly, one of his beflagged (if it's a new word I'm taking full credit) helpers deserve a round of applause for both signalling for assistance and allowing the Mossley medical team to cut across the pitch in order to get to a supporter who collapsed during the first half.

A round of applause that also extends to all those others who came to his assistance as well!

Bottoms Up

Its that time of the year again when semi-pro clubs are patronisingly deemed to be dreaming of Wembley when in fact their ambitions are no greater than claiming the wodge of money on offer for the winners of the round they're in and, possibly, a match against a team that has a home gate of more than 300.

Some maybe even dream of playing Mossley and the lucky recipients of that particular honour this year are Ramsbottom United, who beat Hallam at their Riverside Ground less than a fortnight ago to do so.

United's last visit to Seel Park was in the final game of the 2003/04 season, which coincidentally was also our last ever game in the North West Counties League. That match ended in disappointing 2-2 draw which made Clitheroe's hopes of winning the league title a week later slightly easier, requiring them only to draw their final game at Nantwich rather than win it.

The Lilywhites have played Ramsbottom three times in cup competitions and, in a fate tempting statement, have won them all. The first two were in the gone and long forgotten NWCL Floodlit Trophy, while the third was in the FA Vase during the 02/03 season; the latter being a victory that set in motion a run to the quarter-finals along with the now legendary meeting with Lymington along the way.

Our opponents got off to a fantastic start to this campaign winning three matches in the opening week, including the aforementioned match with Hallam. Since then though they've hit a bit of a slump and go into the the tie having lost their last two matches to both Glossop and Congleton. We on the other hand go into the game on the back of two wins but as we all know, particularly those who spent that cold Monday night at Chadderton last season, that means nothing in cup competitions.

Keep your fingers crossed that one of £1500 cheques the FA will be writing out on Thursday will have our name on it.

Harrogate Railway Athletic 1 - 2 Mossley

Or to be more exact:

Curzon Ashton 1 - 1 Lancaster City

Last season it took Mossley until their final away game of the season to register their first win in matches played on the eastern side of the Pennines. This year they've done it on their first attempt.

The only other point the Lilywhites picked up on their travels over t'moors was at Harrogate Railway Athletic; a side who took a further six off us on top of that one, making them our joint top bogey side in the league last season. Their hopes of retaining that title for another year however took a severe denting after Mossley won their first ever game at the Athletic's Station View ground.

Anyone wanting more information on the game other than we won 2 - 1 with a goal in injury time, are advised to look here as I wasn't at the game to see Mossley make it three wins out of four.

Instead I was at the Tameside Stadium to witness Curzon Ashton's first home game of the current campaign.

Curzon probably just about shaded the first half though we're talking in margins only measurable by a micrometer here. Lancaster took the lead early in the second half and would have been heading home with a win had it not been for their inability to kill the game off despite being given numerous opportunities to do so and a fluke equaliser from the home side with nine minutes left. The strong wind that blows across the Moss claiming another assist in carrying a hopeful cross over a goalkeeper and into the net.

I would go into more detail but the game was so poor that no finer points actually exist. Unlike the video I posted for Mossley's game against Warrington in which I had to make some tough decisions as to what to leave out, the highlights reel for this game contains every single thing of note that happened.

Like all football fans I'm no stranger to occasional exaggeration but I can honestly say with a level head and a hand on heart that this Curzon side currently looks a shadow of the one from the past few seasons. Curzon fans will of course point out that the enforced absence through suspension of Michael Norton has done them no favours but the results and performances without him does little to counter many peoples claims that they're a one man team.


The few points of interest in the game were provided by the City fans, the first being that Lancaster fans have found room in a song of teams they hate for Stalybridge Celtic. The second is that they really, really don't like Simon Clifford; 'hate' is not a strong enough term to describe some of the chants about him. Thirdly, "S-H-R I-M-P, Sammy McIlroy's got VD," while probably not being factually correct, is decidedly catchy. The chant that is, not the STD.

No matter what the standard of the game was though the final result was a good one for Mossley, allowing the Lilywhites to put some distance between themselves and two sides who at the start the season were expected to finish above us.

How long will the good form continue? I've no idea but like everyone else who has sat and stood through the last two long, long years of watching Mossley, I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts.

Mossley 4 - 1 Warrington Town

What a difference four days, nicer weather, a change in formation and a more positive approach to scoring makes.

Eighty nine and a half little hours which saw Mossley transform from a team that was a distant second best in their defeat to Radcliffe, to the one that had left Stalybridge and Hyde fans resorting to grumbles that "results don't matter at this stgae" after being beaten on their pre-season visits to Seel Park.

The talking point amongst the home supporters prior to the match was which Mossley team would turn up for the kick-off and happily for all concerned it was the one that spanked Clitheroe's bottoms in their own back garden.

If Mossley had any nerves going into this match following the reversal against Radcliffe four days earlier, they were undoubtedly banished with the opening goal of the game in the eighth minute; Dave Hanlon slotting the ball between Warrington keeper Ritchie Mottram and his near post to notch up his first goal in a Lilywhites shirt.

The home sides position in the game improved one hundred percent when Michael Fish added a bit of breathing space to the scoreline sixteen minutes later. On this occasion Hanlon was the provider, his cross finding the head of Fish who in turn put the ball beyond Mottram from close range.

To be perfectly honest these were the only two incidents of any note in the first half hour of the game. The final fifteen minutes of the opening period though saw Mossley step up a couple of gears and fashion enough chances to have won the match a couple of times over.

Despite threatening to run rampant though Mossley only managed to add one more goal to their tally before the whistle signalling and end to the first half blew. Once again it came through another close range header from Fish, the Lilywhites leading scorer beating team mate Lee Blackshaw in the race to get on the end of Danny Dignan's excellent right wing cross.

Not only did it give the home side what at that point seemed like (and ultimately proved) an unassailable lead, it also had the happy side effect of silencing the very annoying drum brought along by one of the visiting fans.

Now I'm all for atmosphere at football matches, and frankly if one place needs it it's Seel Park, but banging a drum isn't it. As a letter writer to today's Non-League Paper points out, why do it? Are they so insecure that they need to try and make themselves the centre of attention (“Look at me, I'm a character”) because the one thing it doesn't do is drive a team on? Instead of inspiring the team or crowd all it does is give people daydreams of using the drummers noggin to bang either it or the terraces with. Thereby giving them a headache instead of the rest of us.

And while I'm on the subject, maybe its just me but do these drummers always seem smug to you? Like they think they're the only people to have mastered something that most of us have been able to do since we were at least six months old.

Anyway, after that little rant it's back to the match.

After what I suspect was a half-time team talk containing words that would make even Mossley supporters blush, Warrington emerged from the changing room l looking a completely different side from the one that had entered it shell shocked. Straight from the restart they put their hosts on the back foot and a goal six minutes in from substitute Billy Webb only galvanised their efforts even more as the Lilywhites struggled to rediscover their first-half form and the drummer started his incessant banging again.

And if it hadn't for some inaccurate finishing, particularly from Carl Rendell, it's possible they could have surpassed the comeback they'd produced against Bamber Bridge days earlier when they drew 3 - 3 after being 3 - 1 down.

From the hour mark on though Mossley slowly began to reassert their control on the game, nullifying whatever threat Warrington still posed and turning their own goal scoring opportunities from a trickle into a steady stream once more.

Any wind left in Warrington's sails was finally knocked out of them in the 77th minute. As with the third goal Dignan was again the provider but the beneficiary of his inch perfect cross this time was Danny Egan. The former Macclesfield player, a second half substitute for the injured Fish, diverting the ball home in the six yard box with an outstretched leg.

Mossley had chances to make the victory an even more convincing one in the closing stages of the game. However the final 4 – 1 score line more than adequately conveys the superiority of the Lilywhites over their guests on the day and it's a result that, at this admittedly very early stage of the season, moves them into third place in the table.

While the move to a standard 4-4-2 formation and setting our stall out further up the pitch certainly played their parts in Mossley's improved showing, another important factor was, as one of the Bus Shelter Standers rightly pointed out, Warrington not continually closing us down in the manner Radcliffe had done. It gave the Lilywhites room to play and play they did; some of the passing and movement off the ball was superb and all four goals were well worked and well finished. Kudos to all associated with this performance.

A six point haul from the first three games of the season is probably more than what many Mossley supporters would have realistically been expecting given the fact we had a brand new side but I don't think any will be complaining.

And finally, well penultimately, to all those supporters who asked me when was the last time Mossley scored three goals in the first half of a game: it was in March when the Lilywhites won their first game of 2008 against Chorley and not, like many thought, in the dim and distant past, even if it does feel like it.

That's it for the reading (if indeed you have bothered to read the above) and now it's time for the watching. Hopefully it will get a few more views than the one for the Radcliffe match:

Arr! What Is It Good For?

Well for one thing, it stops Warrington Town and Harrogate Railway Athletic being known as Wington Town and Hogate Railway Athletic respectively.

And by a sheer stroke of coincidence these are the two teams Mossley will face over the August Bank Holiday weekend.

First up are the men from Junction 9 of the M62. Following a season in the First Division South, Warrington have been bumped sideways (or, geographically speaking, upwards) into the Northern Division, giving a whole host of other clubs the opportunity to experience the joys of a trip to Cantilever Park at least once over the course of the next eight and a half months.

According to Wikipedia, which automatically makes what follows possibly only 30% true, Warrington have four nicknames: Town, Yellows, Wire and Warriors - one for every supporter.

Only kidding Warringtonians if you're reading this. I know from past experience how touchy you can be, as do many other Mossley supporters who remember being lambasted by a Town fan on the old Mossley message board for not drinking enough in their club house at a night match.

The first week of the new season has been a rather fruitful one for the men from the banks of the Ship Canal. An opening day win against Salford was followed by a midweek draw against Bamber Bridge, Town rescuing the game after being 3 - 1 down at one point. Hopefully Mossley will complete the WLD set for them by sending them back home with a defeat. History is on Mossley's side in this respect as Warrington haven't won at Seel Park for fifteen years, and in the six games played in that time (W5, D1) we've scored 17 times to their six.

Monday will see Mossley hopefully have a better time of it in Harrogate than on their last visit to North Yorkshire. Back in January the Lilywhites used up a few years worth of good luck just to lose by the one goal in three, when three could, and should, have been the square root of Railway’s winning margin. All in all it was a thoroughly miserable day that was made worse for by long delays on the train journey home.

While their Station View ground isn’t the best in the world I’m not going to poke fun at its slope, it's bleak surroundings or, frankly, anything else to do with Athletic as any club were an official praises a match report that I did can do no wrong by me*.

And that is why the preview for this match is so short - nothing at all to do with any preposterous suggestion that because I’m on holiday I can’t be bothered.

Okay, well maybe a little.

*Yes, I can be bought that easily. Worth bearing in mind if you desperately want something overlooked in a review or a match report.

Mossley 0 - 2 Radcliffe Borough

In recent seasons I've become aware of two little things that indicate that the football season must have started again.

The first clue is a home match that looks as though it's being played beneath the world's biggest power shower, while the second is that I feel an air of depression slowly descending.

As most of you are fully aware by now I'm a glass half-empty kind of person but even I was surprised at how soon I emitted my first weary sigh of the season. It was around the midway point of the first half when Michael Fish was expected to get on the end of a huge punt up field played by somebody stood ten yards behind him on the halfway line.

Still, it wouldn't be football if there wasn't an early pin prick of reality to burst the bubble of optimism you've desperately been trying to blow up for months.

Initially it had looked like Mossley would carry on from where they'd left off at Shawbridge three days earlier when, two minutes into the game, Michael Fish dropped a looping shot onto the roof of the net. The home side ended the half brightly too with Fish bringing a smart save out of Radcliffe keeper Greg Hall from a similar position on the edge of the box and a corner being headed just over the cross bar from Nick Boothby.

Unfortunately though the 41 minutes between these two incidents were almost exclusively confined to the Mossley half of the pitch. In no small part aided by the home sides decision to sit incredibly deep - leaving Fish floundering alone up front as the sole focus of both Mossley's attacks and the Radcliffe back four's attention - Borough's continual harrying of anyone wearing a white shirt while in possession of the ball not only forced Mossley even further back towards their own goal, but into making some elementary mistakes as well.

Andy Waine was the first of the visitors to try his luck in the fifth minute with an effort that flashed across the face of Liam Higginbotham's goal and inches past the far post. An identical fate befell a shot from Lee Connell eight minutes later but for all their possession and attempts, it wasn't until the 35th minute that they actually called the Mossley goalkeeper into making a save; Higginbotham producing a point blank stop to prevent Michael Oates from putting Borough ahead.

Immediately following the interval Mossley appeared slightly more pro-active in their attempts to fashion a goal. Leon Henry shot narrowly wide from distance and twice from corners the Lilywhites flashed headers past the post.

However any momentum that the Lilywhites may have been building was soon lost through a combination of Radcliffe's pressing game plan and some sloppy football from the hosts. At times Mossley were their own worst enemy and this was no more evident than in the build up to the opening goal of the game. Having rode their luck numerous times after they'd surrendered possession cheaply (one shot ricocheting off the upright and Oates spurning a glorious chance with a free header), it eventually ran out in the 69th minute.

A careless pass to no-one when Mossley looked to be building an attack allowed Radcliffe to counter, and with the home defence caught cold, Mark Jones added the finishing touch to Waines' smart through ball by slipping it under the advancing Higginbotham.

The Lilywhites could offer little in response and the victory was sealed for the side from the borough of Bury in the 78th minute. Mossley needlessly conceded a free-kick close to their own touchline and from the resultant cross Michael Oates rose unmarked on the edge of the six yard box (causing numerous supporters to suffer flashbacks to a whole host of last season's games) to head home.

The closing stages saw Mossley push forward in search of what would be little more than a consolation goal but Hall was never in any danger of being denied his first clean sheet of the campaign.

There was a really deflated atmosphere at the final whistle. Presumably through people trying to tally what they'd seen in pre-season to what they'd just witnessed. The difference between the two being so marked that even Ray Charles could see it. And he's been dead for a few years now!

Everything that was good about Mossley in the friendlies and, from what I'm told, in the match at Clitheroe, was absent without leave in this game. The neat, attractive passing game that worked so well in the warm-up matches was all too often replaced with a big boot up field in the general direction of the increasingly isolated figure of Michael Fish; food and drink for the people charged with marking him.

I'm not going to sit here though and list all the negatives about Mossley's performance in what was only the second competitive game they've played but, on the other hand, I can't pretend that Mossley were anything other than poor. It is after all a match report and not a work of fiction (although there are one or two clubs that can't differentiate between the two). And while I could write that we were desperately unlucky and we deserved at least a point, it would be the literary equivalent of sprinkling flea powder on the Eiffel Tower in the hope of passing it off as a dog – both pointless and an insult to the intelligence of everyone who could see precisely what it was.

That's not to say that there weren't some positives. The new kit, for instance, looked very nice and the bus shelter is on its way to being habitable again in the near future. Seriously though, Fish worked his proverbial socks off for the team while the odds were stacked against him (one against four) while Lee Blackshaw was probably the pick of the players trying to help him .

In the end though it was a victory that even the most blinkered of home fans would be hard pressed to begrudge Borough; we were relegated to second best in too many areas of the pitch for it not to be otherwise. And it's a result that will give Mossley's new management team plenty of food for thought as they head into the busy Bank Holiday weekend.

Like everyone else though I'll take comfort in the fact that we're still a new team and blips are to be expected. It's when they turn into Zeppelin sized blimps that we should be worried. So until then its perseverance and patience while we iron out the creases, take a rasp to the burrs, cement the cracks or any one of the countless number of similes applicable to this situation.

Nil desperandum. Yet.

With that over with it's time for the 'highlights' – a term I use with some hesitation:

Season Start - Part Two

It feels like its been a long time coming but the home legs of the new season get under way like they did last year: with a Tuesday evening game against local (-ish) opposition.

After avoiding what seemed at one point like a nailed on relegation through a massive post-Christmas turnaround, I dare say that like us Radcliffe will be hoping for a slightly better season from the get go this time.

In an attempt to do so they’ve made a managerial change and ex-Chorley boss Gary Luckza has been charged with bringing the form Borough showed in the knock out competitions last year (they won the Manchester Premier Cup as well as being losing finalists in the Presidents Cup) into their league campaign.

Actually manager is the wrong term. What Radcliffe have actually done is appoint a Director of Football. Yes, the title that’s used by a growing number of clubs in order to make them seem modern and progressive, yet only succeeds in making the look pretentious, has now made its way down to the Unibond First Division North. What next? The P.A. announcer being labelled a Business/Customer Liaison Officer? The players becoming Consumer Experience Specialists?

Whatever it is, football will still have to go some distance to beat the title currently bestowed on the workers at Subway by their employers: sandwich artists.

Keeping up with the news at Stainton Park has been somewhat difficult this close season due to i) Radcliffe’s web site undergoing the transformation into a flashy yet generic and soulless internet presence and ii) the club forum continually attempting to install a virus on my computer every time I tried logging on to it.

From the information I can gather though the only familiar faces in Borough’s likely line-up is Mike Flynn, the former Stockport County player who played four games for Mossley on loan from Hyde in 2006.

The corresponding fixture last season took place in the middle of Mossley’s long spell without a win (or Winter as it’s more commonly known as) with the Lilywhites almost snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, not that that description actually narrows the events of last year down any. In the end the sighs of relief that greeted the final whistle were evidence enough that the home support were happy to settle for a 2 – 2 draw.

While Mossley were away winning in Clitheroe, the season got off to a less than auspicious start for Borough on Saturday with a 2-0 defeat at home to Ossett Albion which you can read about here. But at this early stage of the season any bearing those results will have on the one in this game are somewhat negligible. Still we live in hope...

Clitheroe 0 - 2 Mossley

Sadly there'll be no report for this game as it took place beyond the gaze of Mossley80.

If the trains between Huddersfield and Manchester ran 10 minutes later than they're scheduled to then I'd probably have made it to the match. Unfortunately, first game of the season or not, some non-footballing matters take priority and as a consequence a seat on the 11:57 from Mossley station to Victoria was not to be.

I took comfort in the fact though that Mossley have won every fixture at Clitheroe that I've failed to attend and happily it's something that is as true today as it was on Saturday morning.

A report on the fixture will undoubtedly appear here in due course but what I do know is:

• Michael Fish scored both of Mossley's goals in the first half.
  
  
• For the second year running the Lilywhites game at Clitheroe was held up for a considerable length of time due to an injury to Mossley's Nick Challinor.
  
  
• Which meant that for the second year in succession Mossley had a full back stretchered off with a serious injury in the opening game of the season. Who says history doesn't repeat itself?
  
  
• The clean sheet kept in this game means that, including last season, it's now 192 minutes since we conceded a league goal.
  
  
• And, er... that's it.

In order to fill a blank afternoon I briefly considered making the short trip to Hurst Cross to watch Ashton United take on North Ferriby. However the lure of watching Olympic cycling on the television was to much to ignore. Plus it was considerably cheaper.

All being well normal service will resume on Mossley80 in midweek for the Radcliffe match. No promises though.

And So It Begins

It’s a second successive season started away from home for Mossley as we make the “shorter than it seems” trip to our old friends at Clitheroe. So, a nice easy one to be getting off with then!

During the very early stages of last season it looked as though Clitheroe would be one of the teams that made up the small group of relegation dog fighters all leagues are legally obliged to have each year.

When Mossley arrived at Shawbridge in October the home side had only three points to their name and were still searching for their first win of the season. Two hours, one change of referee and one prolonged “zone out” session from Mossley later they had it; two late goals securing a 3 - 2 victory in a game the Lilywhites had never looked like losing until the man in the middle picked up an injury that necessitated a 25 minute stoppage.

It didn’t seem it at the time but in hindsight I think that for myself, and a few others too, it was this game that was the turning point in our season. The optimism that had been slowly generated over the summer was suddenly replaced by the realisation that the Mr Hyde side to our character was far more dominant than the Dr Jekyll side.

Everything that was to haunt us for the rest of the season was evident in this one match: the slipshod defending, the lack of focus, fitness and changes when they needed to be made. I could go into further detail about what happened but you’re probably better off just re-reading the match report for yourself.

That’s all in the past though and with our new fitness/training regimen I can’t see the team this year, should lightning strike twice, standing around idly for all but the final three minutes of a 25 minute stoppage.

Lining up for Clitheroe against us should be ex-Lilywhites Joel Pilkington, Jonathan Smith and Danny Toronczack so it's almost a certainty that at least one of them will score against us, the unwritten rules of football being what they are. The question is as to whether we can outscore them.

While the performances in pre-season have ranged from good to excellent, this is going to be one hell of a tough game for what is essentially a brand new side. As long as we made a good fist of it though I expect that the visitors on the terraces will return home happy.

Then again, with the amount of drink that's likely to be consumed between entering Mossley Station in the morning and leaving it on the return home at night, merriness, no matter what happens, is practically guaranteed.

Great (Or Not So Great) Expectations

Throughout the friendlies literally no-one has come up to me and asked who I thought would be challenging for honours and who’d be fighting against the drop in the Unibond First Division North this season.

It's a situation I'm happy about though as not only do I hate making predictions, I'm useless at them as well. Sat at work with nothing to do though I began to think about how Mossley would do in the upcoming campaign and as a consequence, how the other teams would fare.

I started to jot down whereabouts in the league I thought teams will be come April and within the space of a minute or two (admittedly not that much thought went into) I had the following list. Instead of pinpointing actual finishing positions, which is a bit too anally retentive, I’ve split the league into five categories.

Please note that the order in which the teams appear in each category is completely random

Promotion contenders:
Durham City, Halifax Town, Skelmersdale United, Colwyn Bay, Clitheroe, Trafford

Near missers:
Curzon Ashton, Newcastle Blue Star, Bamber Bridge

Mid-tablers:
Lancaster City, Ossett Albion, Wakefield, Chorley

Safely unrelegated:
Garforth Town, Harrogate Railway Athletic, Rossendale United, Woodley Sports

Rock bottom:
Radcliffe Borough, Warrington Town, Salford City

The eagle-eyed amongst you will notice that one team is missing.

Where you think the Lilywhites will finish is a question of how -istic you want to be.

If you were optimistic you'd probably see Mossley placed in the promotion contenders/near-missers groupings come the end of the season. The performances in the home friendlies against Stalybridge, Droylsden, and Hyde certainly suggest that we could do well in the league. However, as we're not in the Blue Square North we'll have to adjust our sights accordingly.

Being pessimistic you'll more than likely Mossley finishing in the rock bottom section. And if you were being Stylistic you'd do a little shuffle dance and expect them to make you feel brand new.

Sadly you have to be realistic and being just that I think we're more likely to be closer to the pessimistic outlook than the optimistic one. That's not to say I think we'll be fighting a relegation battle, far from it. I hope we do go on to surprise a lot of people this year but I believe we'll finish in the bottom half of the table, a safe distance away from the relegation dogfight taking place beneath us; a situation which will be a vast improvement on last season.

And to be honest I believe that even the tiniest improvements in league positions is something the majority of supporters would be happy to see. Finishing the campaign one place above where we ended up last year might not be particularly ambitious but if it was achieved, it will be the first step forward the club has made on the pitch for three years. From tiny acorns, etc.

That said a cup run would be nice, even it's only in the Manchester Premier Cup.

Whatever happens though I wish everyone associated with Mossley AFC all the best over the coming eight and a half months. And in regards to the players and management...


So this is it everyone.

Remove all loose clothing, make sure that all straps and guard rails are securely fastened and keep your hands in the car at all times. But most of all, enjoy the latest run around the track on the white knuckle ride that is Mossley AFC.

Dukinfield Town 0 - 4 Mossley

Another goal for Michael Fish and another hat-trick for Danny Egan ensured that Mossley finished their pre-season campaign with another win.

And sadly that's as in-depth as the match report gets.

I was fully intending do a proper report, with maybe a video clip and a picture thrown in as well, but non-stop rain between 10:00 am and 2:00pm, the time I was due to set off to the game, put a stop to that.

Normally a prolonged spell of precipitation wouldn't stop me from attending a match but the lack of any kind of cover at Dukinfield's Blocksages ground brought unpleasant memories of last seasons FA Cup match at Cheadle flooding back (flooding being an incredibly apt verb considering the amount of water that fell from the sky that afternoon). Not about the game itself, though it was bad, but the incredibly painful backache in the hours and days afterwards brought about by the dampness.

Therefore the prospect of spending two hours stood in the pouring rain, and the forty eight after it being unable to stand up straight without some industrial strength medication, wasn't a particularly inviting one. Hence the non-attendance.

Hopefully the match was a good one. A 4-0 score line suggests it was, at least for the Lilywhites, and this result in combination with those from the other friendlies does give some cause for optimism ahead of the start of the season proper.

However, as optimism and Mossley go together like oil and water, history suggests not having any is probably the best course of action to take.

Anyway, fingers crossed, touch wood, etc. for the coming eight and a half months.

Chip Wrappers: 08/08/08

The football season hasn't even started yet but the local papers (well, one of them) have all ready hit the ground running.

From this weeks Reporter (07/08/2008):


Yes, you may have thought that Ashton United's season was starting next week but in a move that will shock many people, not least those associated with Droylsden who thought they were playing Tamworth this weekend, the Robins have had a very late promotion to the Blue Square North. It's a pity though that after all the work they've done on their ground this summer, they can't play it at Hurst Cross.

Or maybe I'm getting it all wrong and it just another proof reading error.

Then, when you turn over the next page there's this:


Why not? Do they want the answer in bullet points or in the form of an essay?

The fact that seasons tickets are still available suggests that if you come up with the best reason as to "why not", you might not like the prize.

And out of interest, has any non-league club ever sold out of season tickets or reached a point where none are ever available?

Padiham 1 - 2 Mossley

The penultimate match of Mossley's build-up for the new season ended in another victory for the Lilywhites, albeit a narrow one against the lowest ranked side they've faced so far - Vodkat First Division side Padiham.

Not for the first time in the games played this summer, Mossley had to come from behind to claim the win. one down at the interval, goals from Michael Fish (penalty) and Dave Hanlon in the opening ten minutes of the second half sealed the result.

Anyone worried about the slim margin of victory shouldn't be. There's little cause for concern as, not only was it a friendly, the last time Mossley faced a NWCFL second tier side (last seasons Manchester Premier Cup) they lost to their reserves. We have in fact actually improved.

Woo - and indeed - hoo!

Why We Watch Non-League Football - Part One

So we don't find ourselves associated with things like this:

Bayern Munich show what happens when you give the marketing team more money than they need...


Before watching it though I suggest you place a cushion, either on your lap or the floor, to protect your jaw when it drops around the 1:30 mark.

Liversedge 0 - 6 Mossley

Mossley's latest friendly saw the Lilywhites take a short trip along the M62 for their first pre-season game away from Seel Park. Liversegde's Clayborn Ground was the venue

Mossley continued their run of quietly impressive pre-season results with a comfortable victory at Northern Counties East side Liversedge. In reality it was a no-win game for the Lilywhites in that they were expected to emerge victorious but 6 - 0 is a pretty emphatic scoreline - even against a side from a lower division.

The six goals scored (Lee Blackshaw, Danny Egan, an o.g. and a second half hat-trick from Michael Fish) takes the total in the friendlies so far to 29 in 5 games; 19 in Mossley's favour and 9 not. Alas there'll be no footage of these most recent six as I wasn't at the game, and there won't be any footage of another game from this weekend either.

Normally at this time of the year when I can't get to a Mossley match I'll go and watch one of the other local friendlies taking place. However I decided instead to have one last football free Saturday afternoon before the season starts. This involved:

• Finally coming to the conclusion that the new look Mossley80 definitely won't be ready for the start of the 08/09 campaign.
  
  
• Getting my account at last.fm to work properly nearly 10 months after first joining
  
  
• Wondering why on earth I bothered registering an account with last.fm.
  
  
• Watching the third and final season of Arrested Development (the best sitcom in recent years, if not the last decade)
  
  
• Watching the pre-season game between Arsenal vs Juventus which was just as funny, if only for the commentators belief that Adebayor can shoot the home side to the Premiership title. Something I'll admit is entirely possible if league points start being awarded for shots off target and looking increasingly like a half season wonder.

Finally, there is a report on the Mossley friendly on the Liversedge website but I wouldn't put too much trust in which of our players they say did what. Though not impossible I doubt that it was our goalkeeper and not Michael Fish that scored the final three goals.

Mossley 2 - 2 Stockport County

The Lilywhites final home friendly of the 08/09 pre-season campaign didn't exactly get off to the best of starts.

Two goals in the first twenty minutes for the visitors planted the the thought that it was going to be a long night for Mossley but the expected flood of goals never arrived. Chances were at a premium for both sides but that's not to say it was a dull game because it wasn't. Despite the lack of goalmouth incidents it was good to watch two teams passing the ball around on the floor without resorting to the time honoured Seel Park "favourite" of knocking it as far up the pitch as humanly possible. In fact I don't think the ball flew over the ground perimeter once which is the first time that's happened in quite a while.

Midway through the second period the introduction of Messrs. Weston and Henry gave Mossley a bit more impetus in their quest to rescue a game that appeared beyond them, and it was from a surging run down the right by the former that the Lilyoranges grabbed what looked like a consolation goal; his low ball across the face of the goal tapped in by Danny Dignan with a little over eight minutes left on the clock.

With precisely no minutes left a significantly sized slice of good fortune drew Mossley level. Henry, Hanlon and Egan were all involved in the build-up to the goal but it was a County centre half who applied the final touch, deftly sending his own keeper the wrong way with a tiny flick of hit outstretched boot.

While never coming close to matching the previous three friendlies in terms of the number of incidents contained in their respective ninety minutes, it was nevertheless entertaining. Even if the game had finished 2- 0 to County I think that many of the Mossley fans present would still have left the ground happy with what they saw.

If you want a different, and a better written, take on this match then try the official Stockport County version

But you haven't come to Mossley80 to read have you? No, you've come to see if I've stuck any footage of the match up on YouTube. Well, just so you don't leave disappointed:



I apologise for the delay if you have been eager to read about the match or see the highlights (you never know, there might be 'that' someone) but I went to see the new X-Files movie instead.

Some things are more important than football! ;-)

Portugal 4 - 1 France

With Mossley away re-enacting the opening scenes of Chariots of Fire on the Merseyside coastline, the blank weekend in the pre-season schedule gave me a chance to see one of the group games in the European Learning Disabilities Football Championship that has been taking place in Manchester over the past week.

Both sides line up for the national anthems. Portugal on the right behind their red and green flag, France on the left behind the... flag of the Netherlands. Oops!

Despite the fixture being the proverbial dead rubber(having both lost to England and Hungary, neither side could make it to make the semi-finals) there was national pride at stake and that was more than enough to make it a potentially entertaining encounter. And entertaining it was.

I'll admit that I went into the Tameside Stadium not expecting a particularly high standard of football (France, for example, had lost 10 - 0 to England in their opening game of the competition 10-0) but what I saw was better than many of the matches I've been over the past few seasons.

I've no idea at what level many of the players perform at away from the Championships (I know a few England players ply their trade in non-league) but the skill level on both sides was very high. The standouts though were the Portugese midfield pairing of Nelson Paulo and Luis Teixeira who were, frankly, fantastic to watch and wouldn't look out of place in many a side.


The obligatory pre-international match team shots. Does the number six n the bottom picture remind you of a slightly chubbier version of another Portugese national?

Sadly the attendance was incredibly disappointing which is what happens when a) England are playing at the same time three miles away and b) there's been little in the way of advertising. In relation to the latter it's unforunatley a sign of the times when the only way you can get a mention in the local media is if it paints the local council/councillors in a good light or it's related to either of the two b's: boxing and Bower Fold.

It's not just the media though. One of the competitions biggest backers, the FA, can't find room to publicise it on the front two pages of its web site. The competitions governing body INAS-FID hasn't updated its site since February, and their parent organisation MENCAP can only find room for the smallest of mentions on their home page.

All of which adds up to something of a shame as the teams efforts deserve to be seen by more people.

I could wax lyrical about the game for a while but as action speaks louder than words you're far better off just watching some of the highlights. 'Some' being the operative word as what follows was originally three times longer due to the number of chances and other notable incidents that occurred; so many in fact that the battery on my camera ran out seconds after the final whistle, something which didn't even happen during the three hour play-off marathon between Stalybridge and Southport back in May.

Things to watch out for include France being led out by the flag of the Netherlands, more examples of why "I Feel Good" being played over the P.A. system is sometimes inappropriate after a goal and Portugal's second from Luis Teixeira which is a doozy:

Mossley 5 - 3 Hyde United

The final part of most trilogies these days tends to be the weakest of the three.

Take the movies for instance. Spiderman 3 is a bloated facsimile of the previous two entries in the franchise. After the darkness of the Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi climaxes with a Galactic Empire being overthrown by teddy bears. Happily this game. Mossley's third in a week against local Blue Square North opposition, bucked the trend. Not that it didn't come very close to being a Mission:Impossible III.

Following two good, incident packed games against Stalybridge and Droylsden, this match with Hyde looked to have run out of steam midway through the second half; the visitors lead neither looked like being pegged back or added to. With so little in the way of goalmouth action from either side there was more than one supporter looking at their watch, willing the minute hand to move round a little faster.

This meant that what happened in the final quarter of the game came as something of a shock: a 2 - 1 pre-season run out suddenly became an eight goal thriller with five goals in the final fifteen minutes, and four of them coming from the boot of Danny Egan.

The game kicked into life with Leon Henry heading narrowly wide before a cock-up between Dootson and one of his centre halves gave substitute Egan the easiest of tap-ins to pull Mossley level. Minutes later the same player put Mossley ahead with a sweetly struck volley back across the face of the goal from a flicked-on Lee Blackshaw cross, before he completed his hat-trick by applying the finish to another Blackshaw cross.

All Hyde had to show in response to Mossley as they moved up through the gears and threatened to run riot was a close range shot that substitute keeper Mottershead did very well to save, but with three minutes left they pulled the deficit back to one with a well struck shot from the edge of the box.

Any thoughts of the Tigers snatching an equaliser were quickly banished though when Egan, saving his best till last, struck a looping volley over Dootson's replacement for Mossley's fifth and his fourth of the game.

But what happened in the first half I hear you cry? Oh, you're not? Well I'll tell you anyway.

The opening forty-five, while not reaching the heights the game was to touch in the second period, was watchable and not without its share of incidents. And just as in the previous friendlies, Mossley's opening goal arrived with little warning. Like Hyde, the Lilwhites had posed no real threat to their opponents goal when, out of nothing, Phil Charnock cracked an inch perfect low shot from 30 yards through a group of players and past the dive of Craig Dootson.

A goal in front, Mossley started to press forward a bit more to try and push home their advantage but twice before the break they were caught flat at the back, allowing Hyde to go into the interval ahead through a couple of very well taken goals, particularly Matthew Tipton's chipped effort a minute before they all trooped off for the orange slices. What happened next you've already read about.

All the good points from Mossley's games over the past week were in evidence again in this one: the desire to keep the ball on the deck, the willingness to shoot when the opportunity presents itself rather than trying to walk the ball in the net, the continual closing down of the opposition when not in possession and the fact that the players seemed to be enjoying themselves.

It's still pre-season though but even if we take just a tiny bit of what we've shown so far into the games that matter, it's almost a certainty that we won't be spending January through to April anxiously eyeing the results around the foot of the table.

To be honest I've no idea why I bothered writing any of the above as you can it all for yourself in the following clips. All eight goals, near misses, good saves and a couple of challenges that were way O.T.T. for a friendly, uploaded to YouTube for your viewing pleasure:

Mossley 3 - 4 Droylsden

It may be July but we've already had the first shock of the new season. Following over 24 hours of almost non-stop, and at times torrential, rain a Mossley home game actually went ahead!

Normally when we've had the kind of weather that gets amateur Noah's excited, the Seel Park surface is more suited to the growing of rice than playing football, but not only was the pitch playable it looked like it hadn't been touched by a drop of water - no puddles and solid under foot. Could it be that the age of miracles is finally upon us? Or, a trifle more likely I'll admit, has the drainage finally started to work properly?

Despite the numerous heavy showers prior to kick-off the game began under blue skies but it was a start that was anything other than bright for Mossley. Already a goal down after three minutes, Droylsden were knocking the ball around with an abandon that in days gone by would be classed as gay and things were looking ominous for Mossley.

Just as in the Stalybridge match four days earlier though, the Lilywhites scored a goal without ever having looked remotely threatening and then proceeded to run rings around their more senior opponents.

Michael Fish started the Lilywhites scoring spree in the seventh minute when he hooked a cross from a quickly taken free-kick into the net from close range, and this was quickly followed up two minutes later when Danny Dignan capitalised on some shoddy defending to put Mossley ahead.

The home side now looked dangerous everytime they went forward and when a looping shot cannoned of the crossbar, one Droylsden fan behind the goal (20 minutes into his sides first friendly) let loose a prolonged verbal volley at his side, comparing them numerous times to various quantities of excrement, e.g. piles of s**t, loads of s**t, etc.

Thankfully he was cut off in mid-flow when Mossley scored their third of the game. Obviously buoyed by the support being given by the man stood behind them, Droylsden once again cheaply surrendered possession. Dignan was again the beneficiary of the visitors mistake and after taking the ball past Danny Meadowcroft he calmly who calmly slotted it past Kennedy for his second of the game.

The interval saw both sides make a host of changes to their line-ups and in truthfulness the second period was nowhere near as good as the first. There was plenty of effort but little in the way of goalmouth action and the longer the match wore the more it seemed like both sides had settled on 3 - 1 being the final score.

As we all know though in football things can change in a minute, and within the space of two of them Droylsden had drawn level; like Mossley in the first half, the Bloods benefiting greatly from some sloppy passing by their opponents. With five minutes left another defensive slip-up presented Droylsden with the opportunity to win the game and despite the best efforts of a defender on the line, it was one Maguire took.

It would have been nice to have won, especially after being 3 - 1 up for the majority of the match, but you can't have everything. While some elementary mistakes ultimately gave Droylsden the win (which is to be expected from a group of players who've barely met let alone played along side one another) it has to be said that until they occurred Mossley never looked in any kind of trouble. I know it's a cliché but at times you couldn't tell which side was the one that plies their trade at a higher level of football.

Of course Mossley were the recipients themselves of some ridiculous generosity from the opposition but who amongst us cares if Droylsden can't defend properly?

Anyway, here's the bit you've skipped the above carefully constructed paragraphs to see - clips of the game:


So there you have it, a game that will be remembered for a few well taken goals, sloppy passing, nice weather, a Droylsden fan with a lack of perspective and some 'Last of the Summer Wine' style antics from a few of the home supporter's in trying to retrieve a wind displaced hat.

What? You didn't see the latter? Oh you missed a treat...

Mossley 3 - 1 Stalybridge Celtic

No, your eyes do not deceive you. After over a month of inactivity Mossley80 is back to report on the start of the 'phoney war' or the the pre-season friendlies as they're otherwise known.

First of all I'd like to apologise for the lack of updates over the close season. I had written a couple of pieces but announcements elsewhere (for example the statement about the shares) made them redundant before I'd had chance to post them.

I had also intended to redesign the blog slightly to freshen it up. However the passage of time has seen that little project grow from simply changing a few of the graphics to a complete rebuild from the source code up. This has meant getting to grips with two programming languages I'd previously avoided like the plague (along with other techy stuff too boring to divulge) and it has been a slow and incredibly time consuming process. As such it means that something I hoped would be ready for the start of the season won't be; in fact having it ready by Christmas is looking incredibly optimistic at the moment. The basic structure of the new site is up, running and navigable but until I'm completely happy that everything is working properly and the glitches are debugged, it shall remain under wraps.

Anyhoo, all that's for another time. What you've come to this page wanting to know about is Mossley's first friendly of the season against Stalybridge Celtic in the Frank Robinson memorial trophy. The eagle eyed amongst you will have already noticed the score at the top of the page so as half of my work is done, I'll just fill in the blanks.

This could be very well be Nick Challinor on the ball for Mossley but I'm not 100% sure. Too many new names and faces to learn in the space of 90 minutes..

For the first twenty minutes of the game Mossley looked exactly like what they were - a team of strangers. Passes were wayward, tackles were missed, positioning was just an eleven letter word, etc. and somewhat unsurprisingly a virtually full strength Celtic side dominated the proceedings. That they didn't capitalise on this advantage was down to three things: last ditch defensive blocks, a couple of outstanding saves from Liam Higginbotham and some finishing from Celtic's forward line that the word 'laughable' could have been invented for.

Around the midway point of the half though Mossley finally began to click. Passes started to find their intended recipients, important tackles were being won and the Celtic defence was suddenly having to treat the game as more than the gentle run out it had previously seemed.

The Lilywhites improvement was quickly rewarded when the Stalybridge keeper spilled the ball under pressure, giving former Celtic reserve Michael Fish the relatively easy task of rolling the ball into an almost open net from close range. Less than ten minutes later a much more impressive strike from the edge of the box curled its way around the Bridge custodian and into the net, doubling both Mossley's and Fish's tally for the game.

The interval saw both sides take the opportunity to make sweeping changes to their respective line-ups and the following forty five minutes of football was a much more evenly balanced affair. Mossley went close to adding to their total when one of the many Dave's we currently have in the squad hit the crossbar with a looping effort, before Lee Ellington halved the deficit for Celtic just after the hour mark with a nicely executed volley from around 12 yards out.

If there had been something important riding on it, the rest of the game could probably have been described as nail-biting. Like the first half the visitors once again began to spurn a series of golden opportunities although the Lilywhites do have Matthew Kemp, and hit two goal line clearances in the space of a minute, to thank in part for keeping their lead intact.

Not that Celtic weren't living dangerously either. Time and again the Mossley forwards broke through their high defensive line (I say line, I've seen u-bends straighter than Stalybridge's offside trap) and five minutes from time, with Mossley down to 10 men through injury, local lad David Brook sealed the victory with a cool finish when one-on-one with the keeper.

You can just see how good a finish it was in the following video, which contains clips of the other three goals scored along with a few other chances I managed to capture. It's all a bit shaky but it is pre-season for me as well! ;):


With the first match of the summer now come and gone, try as you might, you can't help but be ever so slightly impressed by Mossley's performance against a much more experienced and established side. However they are merely friendlies and just as you can't get overly depressed and critical after a defeat, you shouldn't go overboard with optimism and praise either following a fine result; a good pre-season doesn't necessarily mean a good season and vice-versa. I mean, we're not going to come up against players like Chris Hall every week - a large proportion of teams we'll face are going to have forwards who can shoot straight.

When all's said and done though, our trialists beat their trialists. ;)

So today the Frank Robinson Memorial Trophy, tomorrow the world! Saturday Droylsden at home.

All That's Missing Is The Vicar Popping Round

Anyway, on a note completely unrelated to the above image (I don't know why I used it really), the rumours that have been doing the rounds lately in local non-league football have turned out to be true; Gerry Quinn has been replaced at Seel Park by ex-Woodley Sports manager, Chris Willcock.

I wish that I could say it came as a surprise but the silence when it came to refuting those rumours was noticeably deafening.

I've no reason not to believe the chain if events in the official statement released by Mossley but if it was knowledge to some people outside the club on Sunday that a change had been made (and with the correct names involved), why the delay before announcing that the appointment had been made on Wednesday night?

So for the second successive year we head into the new season with a new man in charge. What's different this time round though, at least for me, is that the optimism I had at this time in 2007 is no longer there. Having seen Woodley under the guidance of our new manager more times than was good for my health over the course of last season, it's going to take some convincing for me to believe that the next campaign will see an improvement in the clubs fortunes on the pitch.

I sincerely hope that my fears prove unfounded and that we have a memorable 2008/09 season before going from strength to strength and onto better things. In the meantime though I hope you don't mind if I say that my enthusiasm for it has waned slightly.

At this point I'd like to thank Gerry Quinn for his stint with us and that goes for the players too as I'm sure that many, if not all, will depart to pastures new after the latest turn of events in the saga that is Mossley AFC. I'm not going to rewrite history and say last season would have been a good one if it wasn't for the money problems (we put in too many sub-par performances for the to be the case), but nobody who stuck by the club through troubled times deserves to leave the club in a manner better than one that has the hint of being scripted by Brian Rix.

What now? Well I don't know about you but I'm off to the Stalybridge forum to see if anyone's heard any rumours about what's happening in regards to the shares many supporters bought in Mossley last summer, because we sure as hell don't know and that's where our news appears to be coming from.

Still, it wouldn't be a Mossley summer though would it if we didn't challenge Manchester City in the "I can't believe it" forehead slapping stakes?

Stats Entertainment 2007/08

Later than planned (much later) here is the second annual Mossley80 statistics bonanza.

Its not quite as comprehensive as it could have been but this is offset by the fact that you are getting this for free. Therefore any complaints are automatically deemed null and void. ;-)

If you want to make comparisons to some of last years figures, they're available here, so without further ado:

A few other things of note:

• Like last season, over a fifth of the goals Mossley conceded came in the last ten minutes of matches.
  
• Mossley lost every game at Seel Park in which they kicked towards the Park End in the first half.
  
• The longest period of time they went without conceding a goal was 202 minutes between 03/11/07 and 17/11/07.
  
• Conversely, the longest period of time they went without scoring was 335 minutes between 13/10/07 and 03/11/07.

Any other information that can be gleaned from the above statistics I'll leave up to you to provide.

And that's that for Mossley80's penultimate piece about the 2007/08 season. Or if you're only interested in posts that have an element of seriousness about them and/or some relation to football - the final 2007/08 posting on this blog.

Best Laid Plans, Etc...

I had originally intended that the next update to this blog would be a few statistics pertaining to the season just gone.

However, when you spend most of your day working with spreadsheets, the last thing you want to do when you get home is bury your head in even more numbers whilst negotiating the exciting world of multi-sheet functions. As a consequence the work that needs to be done keeps getting put off in favour of more exciting things such as the new Indiana Jones film or jet washing the wheelie bin.

The reason as to why this isn't that list of numbers detailing goal times, etc. is because I promised something to a couple of people at last night's Mossley AFC quiz night after a few of the early questions had a Sylvester Stallone theme.

That something in question is a clip from the Turkish remake of Rambo.

Yes, you did just read 'clips from the Turkish remake of Rambo'.

It's a no-expense spent production that really has to be seen to be believed. It's hard to pick out a particular highlight but things to look out for include the RPG launcher that does a spectacularly hopeless job of launching RPG's, as well as some of the worst on-screen deaths ever committed to celluloid in the name of entertainment:


And as an added bonus, somebody has gone to the trouble of condensing all six Rocky films into a much more palatable five seconds (-ish) running time:


Oh, and by the way, the new Indiana Jones film isn't that bad - in fact it's better than you probably would have expected. The 'mcguffin' isn't a particularly strong one and the ending is a bit of a let-down, but the balance between humour, sentiment and action (the equation which has let down many of the wannabe films such as The Mummy and National Treasure) is perfectly weighted.

It goes without saying that there are leaps in logic that you shouldn't spend too much time thinking about, but an early scene that includes the caretaker from Scrubs and Jim Robinson from Neighbours does briefly make you think you're watching an Indiana Jones film from an alternative dimension.

Anyhoo, fingers crossed, the next posting should be those statistics. Or it could be about the Eurovision Song Contest...

Coming Full Circle

After starting the 07/08 season watching Stalybridge Celtic versus Manchester City reserves way back in July, it seemed a fitting piece of symmetry, after 40+ Lilywhite matches, to end it by watching the Bower Fold club.

The late decision to travel to Celtic's Conference North Play-off Final against Barrow was rewarded by the lack of traffic on the motorways; a rare instance that resulted in a leisurely 90 minute drive to Burton's Pirelli Stadium.

As new grounds go Burton Albion's might not be the biggest or the best in the country but, pitch apart, it's a great place to watch football. Even though it is almost twice as expensive at £7m, it shows up the Tameside Stadium to be the missed opportunity that it is.

The ease in finding a parking space half an hour before kick-off suggested that the game wasn't to be the sell out some had hoped for and so it proved to be. Of course the decision for a 7:30pm kick-off on a Friday night in South Derbyshire didn't go anyway towards helping to boost the gate but there certainly looked a tad more than the official total of 2,500. While not being anywhere near as well supported as Barrow, the lack of numbers from Stalybridge was also quite surprising.

As for the game itself it wasn't a classic. Aided and abetted by some terribly wayward defending and some notable no shows in terms of performance from their opponents, Barrow did the bare minimum necessary to win the game but they did it well. It was only in the last 20 minutes of the match when a goal down that Stalybridge decided to make a proper fist of the game - hitting the post and having a nailed on penalty turned down by the referee but it was too little too late.

In fact this probably made things worse for the Stalybridge fans in attendance as it showed them what might have been had the team expanded their twenty minute cameo to cover the course of the ninety.

The weirdest thing is though that despite being stood in Stalybridge end, knee deep in black and orange balloons, I remained entirely nonplussed with the events unfolding around me. Usually my neutrality at games not involving Mossley eventually gives way to me preferring one side over the other but for the second time in a week this wasn't the case.

I've been trying to think of the reason as to why I remained completely ambivalent to the events unfolding around but any conclusion so far remains elusive. On the one hand, if Mossley can't have any success then I don't want a club in a neighbouring town to have any either. It's selfish I know but it's football - why labour under the pretence that local rivalry is a charade and we all want each other to go on to bigger and better things?

On the other though I didn't really want Barrow to win either, purely as payback for foisting Neil Briscoe and other reserve team no-hopers on us last season. Well that and self-preservation: the last thing you should do when surrounded by a few hundred football supporters from one club is cheer on the side they're playing.

Anyhow, like I said, the best team on the night won and the solitary goal they scored to do that is included in the video footage below. So commiserate with Stalybridge or take great delight in their defeat - the choice is yours:


Despite having just won promotion to the Conference, more than a few Barrow fans decided a more pressing concern than celebrating with their team was to get as close to the opposing fans as possible and goad them (and with a fair number of Celtic fans attempting to get on the pitch to "discuss" it with them), it seemed a good a time as any to say farewell to live football for the season and start the countdown for the arrival of the first friendly.

Two and bit months if you're interested...

When, Er... Sunday Comes

The continuing need to see live non-league football, even though the Unibond season has finished, meant that there were more than a few Mossley supporters amongst the 1700+ present at Bower Fold on Sunday to watch Stalybridge take on Southport in the second leg of their Conference North Play-Off Semi Final.


I'm not going to go into great detail about the game, primarily because there was almost three hours of it, so if you want in-depth knowledge on what happened I suggest visiting one of the many other places on the internet where there will be. In any case the bits that really matter are featured in the following video:


So, anyone for Burton on Friday?

Elsewhere...

The season may be done and dusted for Mossley but non-league football continues unabated in various pockets of Tameside and the surrounding area.

So many games in fact, that it was possible to watch a match everyday between the Monday after the Wakefield game and the following Sunday. At least that was the case if you completely ignore the fact there was none on Thursday and Friday.

All of which meant good news for those Mossley supporters desperate to extend their fix of non-professional football for at least another week.

The week began at Glossop North End’s rearranged game with Trafford and what game it was. With nothing to play for and a pitch resembling something you’d expect to see Sébastien Loeb struggling to steer his rally car through rather than anything you'd play football on.


Given both the conditions and that there was nothing for either team to play for (Trafford having already been crowned champions of the NWCL), you'd have forgiven either side if they approached the game at anything less than a 100%. It's to their great credit though that they didn't and in a surface mocking ninety minutes, they produced one of the best matches I've seen this season: no long ball, no quarter given attacking football.

Trafford eventually won the game 2 – 1, a result which was incredibly unfair on Glossop as the least they deserved was a draw. I just wish that the following footage did better service to showing just how good a game it was.

Sadly I have no footage of Glossop’s goal but to paint a picture with words, it was a well struck shot from the edge of the area that wouldn’t have gone in had it not been for the Trafford keeper’s decision to lather his gloves with butter prior to kick-off. Evidence of which can be found in two of the earlier clips in this highlights, YouTube, video package... er, thing:


Passing up the opportunity on Tuesday to journey to Skelmersdale and see Curzon's season finally implode ("Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you got sent off after 20 minutes for head butting an opponent, thereby ruining the chances of your team being rewarded for their seasons endeavours with promotion to the Unibond Premier League, Hey Mickey clap-clap clap Hey Mickey clap-clap clap"), the next game to be taken in by the Mossley nomads was the NWCL League Cup Final at the Tameside Stadium on Wednesday.

Five years ago in the same competition we watched Mossley lift the cup after beating Clitheroe in a game that could best be described by simply saying that it happened, such was the paucity of entertainment contained therein.

Thankfully though the 2008 version involving Bootle and Maine Road was slightly more entertaining. Although it very nearly didn't happen, at least not on that night.

When I got to the ground 55 minutes before kick-off the place was shut. Only the faint sound of Silver Lady by David Soul being played over the tannoy giving any indication that there was somebody in.

It was only when the Bootle team arrived and a figure finally emerged from the bowels of the stadium that I, along with the smattering of people who'd turned up after me, eventually found out what was happening: the referee had only just given the game the go ahead. An early evening downpour had put the game in some doubt and when we were finally allowed into the ground it was easy to see why - the pitch was horrendous.

A lot of the markings were forming whitewash puddles along the touchline, whilst at least a good third of the pitch was under differing levels of water. Where sand had been ten days earlier in Curzon's game with Clitheroe, there was now a paddling pool. Goodness knows what it would have had to have been like for the match to be postponed

By kick-off though the drainage had performed something of a miracle and the pitch was in a near playable half grass/ half ankle deep mud state.

Maine Road took an early lead and one which, to be honest, never looked like being pegged back as Bootle offered nothing in the way of a threat. That was until the stroke of half-time when the Liverpool side surprised everyone, not least their own supporters, by scoring from a corner.


The second half began with Maine Road regaining the advantage before a double substitution by Bootle turned the game on its head and they got a deserved equaliser with fifteen minutes left. Despite the best efforts of both sides, the game went into extra-time and eventually penalties before Maine Road were determined as the winners; condemning Bootle to their second cup final defeat in the space of a week after losing to Kirkham & Wesham in the Division Two Cup.

Unfortunately, as is becoming something of a worrying habit, I missed one of the goals (in this case Maine Road's opener), but at least I got the other three scored in normal time during the NWCL League Cup Final. Bootle are in yellow by the way:


While there were only 201 people present (a fair few of them being neutrals too including a Ramsbottom fan who recognised us from our visits to Riverside Ground years ago and ex-Lilywhite Joe Shaw) the game was played in a friendly atmosphere, free from any animosity. Although it would have been nice if the the father of one of the Bootle officials had stopped moaning at a very good referee for the odd minute or two.

So that's been two good games in the space of a week and now it's up to Stalybridge in the second leg of their Play-Off semi-final on Sunday to make it a hat-trick.

If Watching It Once Wasn't Bad Enough...

Due to a number of technical reasons too boring to go into detail about, I wasn't able to put any of the video footage I took at the Wakefield game up on the blog at the week end. However, now that those problems have been solved, I can finally upload them.

I know that it's something people have hardly been on the edge of their seats waiting for but what little action there was I've compiled into a highlights (or rather moments 'moments that almost woke the crowd up') reel.

So if you want to relive Mossley's final game of the 07/08 season you can courtesy of You Tube, where it is now kept for the ages. If you don't, well... I don't think anyone could blame you!

Then again, once you take out 86 minutes it looks like it was a half decent match:

Mossley 0 - 0 Wakefield

I was hoping to start this, the final match report of the season, with some inspiring words that would resonate amongst those who are proud to associate themselves with Mossley AFC.

Unfortunately all I can come up with is: "Good grief! Wasn't that a dull game?"

Whilst it's a sentiment that will probably get everyone nodding in agreement, it wasn't one I was aiming for.

With neither side on show having anything left to play for the final game of the season turned out to be a ninety minute long sedative; the kind of game where you'd happily stick pins in a voodoo doll of yourself just to stay awake.


I could go into detail about what happened (meaning exilharating passages of text such as 'the spherical playing apparatus rolled gently across the low-growing, green herbage covering the ground, before finally crossing the whitewashed line running parallel to St Jospeh's primary school' and 'the assistant referee signalled goal kick and everyone nodded in agreement for it was a goal kick') but the chances are that either you or I could have slipped into a boredom induced coma long before the third paragraph.

Of course, being responsible for the clubs official match report, along with the one that's printed in the Reporter, I've had to do a straight report on the game and here it is:

With promotion and relegation no longer on the thoughts of both Mossley and Wakefield, there was a concern amongst the supporters present that this would be a game that contained little of note.

And sadly those instincts proved to be correct as the final match of the season looked, for the most part, like the first pre-season friendly of the 08/09 campaign.

What little action the opening period saw was dominated by the home side but their season old problem of converting that superiority into shots and, ultimately, goals once again came to the fore. This meant that despite the ball spending a considerable amount of time in his box, Wakefield keeper Andy Woods had little to do other than pluck the odd cross out of the air or restart the game with a goal kick.

An incident that would have been mentioned in the report had it not been ruled offside

Only twice was he called upon to actually making a save and they both came from shots outside the area. The first was a straight forward catch from a long range effort by Martin Allison but the second, a 35 yard snapshot by Michael Fish, forced him into making a sprawling save to turn the ball away for a corner.

If Mossley shaded the first half, the visitors edged the second, even if it was only by the length of a gnats eyelash. Wakefield were more than content to defend deep and hit Mossley on the break and as the home side laboured in attack, it was a tactic almost paid dividends for them.

Fortunately for Mossley they had goalkeeper Ashley Connor to thank for the final time this season in keeping the scores level, pulling off three good saves to stop the Yorkshire side from notching their third successive victory over the Lilywhites within the space of two months.


As the game slowly lurched towards its conclusion (so slowly in fact that you could have sworn time was going backwards) Mossley almost snatched a dramatic winner in added on time at the end of the match. Some good work by Gareth Hamlet set in motion a chain of events that forced Woods into making three saves in almost as many seconds at his near post to deny Hamlet and Allison twice.

More goals have been scored in games involving Mossley than any other club in the Unibond North this season. Therefore it was somewhat ironic that after 41 games which had seen a total of 160 scored, the 42nd and final match should end without one.

And while Mossley would have undoubtedly liked to have finished what has been a turbulent season with a bang, the result did at least ensure that they go into the next one unbeaten in three league games, as well as giving them their first clean sheet since the end of November.

I don't want to blow my own trumpet but I think I deserve some kind of medal for managing to get 466 words out of a game that could best be described by putting Z-Z-Z-Z in a 96 point bold font.

Subbuteo: The Non-League Edition. Michael Fish seems unperturbed by the giant hand hovering inches away from his head.

That said we didn't play too badly at all. In fact it was the kind of performance you wished we'd put in two or three months ago to stop the rot a bit sooner. Better late than never though and it did at least mean that we finished the year on an upbeat note which is something to be thankful for after all that has gone on in the previous eight months.

So roll on next season then and whatever delights await.

Wakefield Up Before We Go-Go

Here it is - the final game of the season.

Eight and a half months of blood, sweat and tears (and that was just the matches against Garforth) comes down to this: aiming to finish fifth from bottom whilst attempting to stop Wakefield from becoming the second team to do the treble over us in the league (the other in question being Curzon).

It would be nice to put one over our 8th placed opponents and it would be even nicer if it was through a winner scored deep into stoppage time at the end of the game, just to restore the balance of football karma after their winner in similar circumstances back in March.

Will we win? Will we go into next season on the back of three straight wins? Will there be 'a next season'? Will we keep our first clean sheet since November? Will more than 130 people turn up? Will Robinson – danger? Will it rain?

Answers to all those questions when we come back.

Prediction: It's always best to end on a high so a win for Mossley.