In The Meantime...

Unfortunately it could be a while before I get this match report finished as, unlike the M.E.N., I want to give a fairly accurate account of what went on.

In the meantime though, if you were amazed by FC United's wonderful ball control, passing play and comletely fair (in no way illegal) challenges and wonder how they do it, check out this exclusive footage of The Biggest Non-League Club In The World™ in training:

In case you're wondering, they're wearing binoculars.