Anthropormorphise That

Designers have been asked to anthropormorphise a wide variety of things in the quest to create a quirky mascot for almost every club, company, organisation and charity in the land.

Some are fun, some are weird, some are disturbing and some are... well, judge for yourself:

A worthwhile cause but...

Still, I'm sure the Everton fans will be happy to see Wayne Rooney back at Goodison Park.