This Is The BBC

Things do have a habit of looking grim when you're a Mossley fan.

We haven't played a match for a while and may not be playing a match for a good while longer either judging by the weather forecast for the coming weeks to ten days. Valuable revenue streams have slowed to a trickle, we're struggling for points - facing the real prospect of a relegation battle once hostilities resume - and the number of usable floodlights at Seel Park has fallen (literally) by 25% in recent weeks.

But it's not all bad news, no. We've actually made it onto the BBC sports website!
Okay, it may only be the 'Quotes of the Week' section but from tiny entries on a comedic article do larger and grander reports grow. Possibly.